This is the transcript for the Season 1 episode, "The Sleepover".
Parker: Hey, Angus.
Parker: Angus. Angus. Angus.
Parker: Angus!
Angus: Yes, Parker?
Angus: You've only told me 873 times.
Parker: It's sleepover night!
Angus: 874.
Lily: Hey, Russel. Did I do something wrong to make Parker not want to hang out with me? It seems like we're racing through all the fun stuff so Parker can get this sleepover over with.
Lily: Your silence speaks volumes girl.
Parker: Do you remember when I asked you if I could have a sleepover with Lily?
Angus: Yeah?
Parker: Why didn't you say NO!?!?!
Parker: Lily!
Angus: Cramp.
Lily: (depressed) Hi.
Parker: Lily, there's something I need to tell you.
Lily: I already know, Parker. I'm a boring friend that's no fun.
Parker: No! You're the coolest friend that's more fun than any friend ever!
Lily: Then why were you acting so weird during the sleepover?
Parker: It's because----It's because----I've never had a sleepover before. I was nervous because you've probably been to a kajillion sleepovers, probably, and I wanted to impress you.